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Category Archives: Recipes
Thai Sticky Rice
No, that bamboo steamer is not a silly hat. Stop fuckin’ around and get to work, clown.
Peggy’s Lasagna
You never turn down Mom’s lasagna. Or really anything an Italian woman offers you to eat, if you know what’s good for ya.
Jimi’s Barbacoa
The Alpha and Omega of Tacos.
Do Chua (Daikon & Carrot Pickle)
A very versatile Vietnamese vinegar & veggie pickle.
Bún Nem Nướng
I’ll never turn this down, but it really shines in the warmer months.
Pancit
Learned this from a German Mid-west Mom. Seriously.
Breakfast Sausage
Oh Ronald McDonald, you creepy ass-clown.
Thomas Keller’s Caesar Salad
LOL, what’s this? A SALAD recipe? Wait, it’s Keller’s? Shit, better start reading…
Jimi’s Italian Beef
Fancy meat need-not apply…
Lobster Stew
Some say “American as Apple Pie”, I say “American as Lobster Stew”.
Dried Beans
This is the basic method for preparing any dried beans, legume, dal, etc.
Chicken Tortilla Soup
Enter the epazote. It makes for one of the more complexly-flavored chicken soups of the world.
Avocado Salsa
Fun fact: Aguacate literally translates to Scrotum. Let’s dig in…
Octopus Tapas
So a Spaniard and Japanese girl walk into a hentai shop…
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