Welcome To My Inner Food Sanctum.

As I lay upon the lush spring-time foothills of the Swiss Alps, my cloud-wandering eyes recognized shapes in the sky that harkened me back to mother’s kitchen and the wonderful aromas that painted a tapestry of my childhood.


This is not THAT fucking food blog. I’m gonna give you exactly what you were looking for. Recipes and useful information.

What’s New

Viet Salad

Light and tangy. Likes to hang out with fried spring rolls (who doesn’t).

Alcoholics I Have Known and Loved

I often list recommendations in each recipe because the question usually comes up during in-person conversations. Just occurred to me though, I actually do have a list…

Sausage n Biscuits

So you read the Breakfast Sausage recipe and thought “nah, I wanna give my cardiologist BOTH middle-fingers…”

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