Welcome To My Inner Food Sanctum.

As I lay upon the lush spring-time foothills of the Swiss Alps, my cloud-wandering eyes recognized shapes in the sky that harkened me back to mother’s kitchen and the wonderful aromas that painted a tapestry of my childhood.


This is not THAT fucking food blog. I’m gonna give you exactly what you were looking for. Recipes and useful information.

What’s New

Swedish Meatballs

IKEA serves these because they know there’s a good chance you’ll starve to death before you find your way out.

Naan Chaap

Do you like crispy meat? Do you like Indian food? GTF in here then…

Viet Salad

Light and tangy. Likes to hang out with fried spring rolls (who doesn’t).

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