Recipes & Stuff

Pesto & Pesto with Artichoke

This is too easy to not make yourself. Add some artichokes and it’s a spread. Bake with mozz on top and it’s a warm dip.

Jen’s Berry Crisp

Light and tangy with enough sugar to auto-erotic-asphyxiate your sweet-tooth.

Cold Food Storage Times

Apologies: This table has gotten hopelessly goat-fucked. Will fix soon. Food Type Refrigerator>/= 40F / 5C Freezer < 32F / 0C Salad Egg, chicken, ham, tuna, and macaroni salads 3 to 4 days Does not freeze well Hot dogs Opened package 1 week 1 to 2 months Unopened package 2 weeks 1 to 2 months…

Swedish Meatballs

IKEA serves these because they know there’s a good chance you’ll starve to death before you find your way out.

Naan Chaap

Do you like crispy meat? Do you like Indian food? GTF in here then…

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