Light and tangy with enough sugar to auto-erotic-asphyxiate your sweet-tooth.
Category Archives: Recipes
Aglio Selvatico e Olio
Aglio Olio with a rustic vibe.
Swedish Meatballs
IKEA serves these because they know there’s a good chance you’ll starve to death before you find your way out.
Naan Chaap
Do you like crispy meat? Do you like Indian food? GTF in here then…
Jen’s Cornish Hen Soup
Three Cornish Hens walk into a bar…
Peshwari (Punjabi) Dal Makhani
Indian Nachos are GO!
Viet Salad
Light and tangy. Likes to hang out with fried spring rolls (who doesn’t).
Moules à la Crème
Creamy Mussels: sounds naughty, tastes great. Super easy dish.
Corned Beef With Veg
Let’s show everyone just how not Irish we are by eating silly amounts of Corned Beef & Cabbage.
Carbonara
Hop in egg-slut, we’re doing pasta tonight.
Chicken Alla Romeo Spaghetti
This is something Mom would make, when there wasn’t much to make ends meet.
Salmoriglio
Crushed greens with acid and oil is an ancient idea.
Pasta alla Norma
If I remember correctly, Norma was an Opera singer with serious pipes. Norma became a colloquial term for “good”.
Sicilian Spaghetti
You could say this is Italian, but don’t let the Sicilians hear that. They will cut a bitch.
Roasted Brussels Sprouts
Large knife in one hand, sack of green testicles in other: “Who wants Brussels Sprouts?”